Michigan Cuckolds The National Title Game With A Star Wars Hype Video
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Leave it to Michigan to cuckold the National Championship like this. Everyone talking about Alabama and Clemson, gearing up for the biggest matchup of the season, and Michigan comes out of the woodwork with the most fire Star Wars Hype Video in internet history. Who the hell drops a 2016 season preview when the 2015 season isn’t even over yet? Harbaugh, that’s who. 2016, The Force Awakens.
This was the first of the seven Star Wars movies that didn’t feature Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker, Vader’s previous form. That disappointed Harbaugh.
“That’s my guy, that’s my boy,” Harbaugh told WXYZ-TV’s Brad Galli for their “Inside the Huddle” interview tonight. “Because I love him. I love Darth Vader. He’s just relentless, he’s a jackhammer. James Earl Jones, the voice of God. You would be disappointed if God did not have a better or equal voice to James Earl Jones.”
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I don’t know many people who went to Michigan, but if Pres represents the school as a whole, this look-at-me hijacking makes perfect sense.